Cruise Ship PromI must have been six years into stand-up when Adam Hunter, my comedian friend, convinced me to perform with him on a cruise ship. I…Feb 4, 2021Feb 4, 2021
Sesame Street is HorrificI was a college intern on the ABC television show, “Madigan Men.” It was terribly unfunny, and it only lasted one season, but the cool…Dec 28, 2020Dec 28, 2020
My girlfriend GHOSTED meI spinned the L.A. dating Wheel of Fortune, and asked for her number. I especially remember her blonde curls and crystal blue eyes. We hit…May 15, 2020May 15, 2020
Road WorkMy razor flip-phone buzzed in my pocket. It was a blistering cold February day in New York. The wind whipped through me, and I could…Mar 21, 2020Mar 21, 2020